I know that every last one of you reading this blog out there in cyberland has been waiting all year for this information. It’s huge – that one chunk of indispensible tattoo news for the year. That’s right, it’s time to show off what The Huffington Post is calling The Eight Biggest Celebrity Tattoos of 2008”. Are you still there? Still breathing? I sure hope so.
Actually, the tattoos in the slide show are for the most part not that bad. Except for Scarlett Johansson’s blurry mess. What the hell is that? That thing has basement tattoo written all over it. Just say no to scratchers, Scarjo. I also think that it was more than a little generous of the Huffington Post to classify Sarah Palin’s daughter’s fiancé Levi Johnston as a “celebrity”. That’s kind of like calling Ronald McDonald a chef.
Oddly enough, Mena Suvari’s back piece also made it on to Asylum.com’s list of The Worst Celebrity Tattoos Ever. I personally like Suvari’s tattoo. Hell, I like most of the tattoos that Asylum rips on. Tom Arnold’s tattoo of Roseanne’s head over his heart? Classic. I guess it just goes to prove that one man’s (or woman’s) trash is another man (or woman’s) treasure.
Happy 2009 to everyone regardless of how crappy or cool your tattoos are.